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The choices of a gentleman and detailed tips for a more enriching life. Written and photographed by the publisher of Fourteen Robots.
Everything is borrowed
How to flip a jetski
.36 Texas Bourbon Whiskey
Style shouldn't break the bank
Give a better valentine's gift
(If) You could have anything...
Brooklyn Black Ops
Currently, I’ve found my new favorite. Brooklyn Black Ops is the culmination of every bit of knowledge that the Brooklyn Brewery has to offer, and...
Your Comprehensive Guide to Google My Business (GMB)
Google has been the go-to for everyone’s internet searches for decades. It became a verb, to “Google” something, and now, it’s the business standard when...
Brew Free or Die IPA
It’s the West Coast in a can. After it punches you in the jaw, you’ll stagger back over for another hit. Brew Free or Die...
I could rant and rave all day about a good bourbon—that’s exactly what Booker’s has given us. You’ll find it right on the label—they recommend...
Avery Hog Heaven
I picked up a bottle of Avery Hog Heaven the other night; I’ll be headed back for another anytime now. The gentleman at my usual...
Iman Karram – Actor-Dancer-Singer
Bourbon Barrel Accessories
We love whiskey, you already know this by now if you've been checking out fourteen robots constantly. We appreciate you coming back. In the meantime,...
After giving this one a shot, I have a bottle on-hand when I get back from a long day. Arrogant Bastard’s got that caramel scent...
Kina Grannis – Singer & Songwriter
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Sex And Marriage In Tandem
Either you’re with us, or you’re one of the 1.8% of men who actually still maintain a healthy sex life with your wife, even as...
The Real James Bond Film Aston Martin
Next to Steve McQueen’s “Bullit,” James Bond’s Aston Martin was the absolute must-have car of every one of us as kids. It’s gone to auction,...
How Instagram Became The Easiest Marketing Platform
If you think your audience has an adept attention span, you’re bloody wrong. Everything is more instantaneous nowadays, and as such, we want media and...
Ice Cream Can Get You Drunk; Really It’s True
It’s 2017—we should have alcoholic ice cream. How else are we supposed to deal with the world? The idea alone was crazy… crazy enough to...
Vi: Personal Trainer Built Into Your Headphones
It seems as though artificial intelligence is worming its way into every aspect of our lives, including our headphones. That’s right; your personal trainer is...
What does your professional photograph say about you?
When it comes down to it, first impressions last a lifetime, as we’ve discussed at length before. Through any Google search, you want your employer,...
LinkedIn: Your best friend or your worst enemy
Everything we do is recorded online. You don’t even have the slightest clue just what information about you is floating around on web databases (scary,...
Whiskey: the father of all alcohol. The older, wiser brother of Vodka. The estranged cousin to Tequila. It’s the epitome of a gentleman’s beverage, right...
Digital Marketing: Separating Amateurs and Professionals
You’ve seen ads everywhere online. If you’re ever looking for ways to improve your online business, you’re being fed the same advertisements as the rest...
Why content is king, and SEO is second fiddle
Search Engine Optimization—everyone’s suddenly an expert on it, and you’re sitting alone in the dark wondering why nobody’s walking through your virtual doors. You need...
Metal fidget spinner EDC
There's no shame in wanting a spinner but what better reason to get on elf it does more. We're all about practical items here and...
Wine Barrel Pub Chair With Italian Leather
Have you ever wanted to have something unique in your home bar? Reclaimed wine and whisky barrels has been a nice touch to many bars...
Family party ideas
Plan a night filled with family fun games with this uniuqe family dinner idea. This is perfect for a family party that can be repeated...
Every entrepreneur deserves some time to relax at the end of a productive week. The best recipe to end the night we believe is having...
How Did The First Adult Toy Store Begin?
Now that’s some serious food for thought. Sex shops have been a part of American culture (really, global culture,) for decades now. You probably remember...
How To Get A Killer Bio: Hire A Writer
It’s no secret: great biographies lead to exceptional connections on LinkedIn, results on your business, and build your first impression on whomever stumbles across your...
Founders decided to kick off 2017 by notifying their avid customers of six new ales being released before years’ end. It gives us none other...
Don’t Pay Someone To Think For You
When it really comes down to it, do you need to pay someone else to think for you? Consultants come and go, and it’s a...
The blind tiger ale house
In the city of New York sits The Blind Tiger Ale House, a bar that has lived up to its reputation by withstanding the test...
The Dunnage Bakehouse
Dunnage is the first whiskey of its kind to be drawn from a gin cask, innovating the industry with a new twist. There are pretentious...
Something Wicked by Breakside Brewery
You can’t go wrong with a New England-styled IPA, right? Breakside’s had some shifty ales in the past, not really firing on all cylinders, but...