Ardbeg Uigeadail Scotch Whiskey

Now this—this is what we’re talking about when you think of the term, “Fine Whiskey.” Ardbeg delivers their signature whiskey not only in an extravagant gold-and-black box but in a bottle that looks like it’s from the shelves of Professors Snape’s classroom.   Antics aside, you’ll be shell shocked when that first sip hits the […]

Blade Runner Whiskey Glass

Used by Rick Deckard in the seminal 1982 sci-fi movie Blade Runner. Blade Runner’s glass wasn’t just a prop, it was a hand-made crystal glass, mouth-blown by artisans at a boutique Italian company, Arnolfo di Cambio. Fortunately, although first introduced in 1973, the glass chosen by Ridley Scott and his set dressers, the Cini Boeri […]

Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey

When two worlds collide; a stick of hot cinnamon chewing gum, and the sweet, velvety nectar of the Gods—whiskey. Fireball is normally hailed as the “College drinker whiskey,” due to its quick ability to get you wasted without consuming too much. However, as a switch-up to your normal shot of Jack at the end of […]

La Flor Dominicana Andalusian Bull Cigar

You’ve heard their name absolutely everywhere cigars can be sold—La Flor Dominicana rules the industry with over ninety top-rated blends. They don’t disappoint with their Andalusian Bull Cigar.   Sharing filler and binder, each grown on the Estancia La Flor de Palma, (owned by La Flor and Tabacalera Palma,) we get a slow-burn wrapped up […]

Founders Breakfast Stout

If you’re a regular reader, and you’ve glanced over our review for Founders Frootwood, then you know we’re no strangers to this excellent brew. The Founders Brewing Company blasts our taste buds away once again, and this time it’s a breakfast stout. It’s five o’clock somewhere, right?   If you’re an avid coffee drinker, you’re […]

Don Vino Wine Table

This is perhaps one of the most conversational pieces of furniture we at Fourteen Robots have ever laid eyes on. The legs of this table are bent oak, trying—and succeeding—in giving you that aged oak bourbon barrel feeling.   Beneath the glass top, you can store sixteen of your favorite bottles of 750ml wine. When […]

Chopin Potato Vodka

Vodka keeps hair on your knuckles in a snowstorm. Vodka keeps you warm when there’s no fire. For the love of alcohol, this is true blue vodka.   Chopin is basically flavorless and recommended for mixed drinks. However, if you like to endure the burn and throw back your premier bottles straight up, you’ll be […]

Captain Morgan Cannon Blast

Do you drink Morgan’s straight up like a champion? For those of us who aren’t that hardcore, and would rather shout for shots, Captain Morgan Cannon Blast fits the bill. Because cannons fire shots… get it?   The whole bottle is shaped in an authentic size and coloration to an actual cannonball. Captain didn’t hold […]

Coaster Black Marble Top Bar

As you plot to expand your home bar, you need a trust, reliable bar top that’s cognizant of John Wayne movies. This is elegance meets the old West and had a baby, and damn does it look good. You can end up spending a fortune on home bar items, or the home bar itself, but […]

Jim Beam Bonded Bourbon

It’s one of the latest new products to come out of Jim Beam in years. In 2015, they launched Bonded Bourbon, an exceptional treat for the bourbon lover inside all of us. It’s process comes from a bit of fun trivia about pre-prohibition times.   When an alcohol is “Bottled in Bond,” it’s referring to […]

Guardian of the Farm Apollo Seleccion de Warped

With filler and binder straight from Nicaragua, Seleccion de Warped comes with a three-seam cap, and a tantalizing mixed flavor of cinnamon, oats and almonds. It’s a total of 6”, with a 44 ring gauge, all wrapped-up in a corona-sized cigar.   You all know the signature golden bulldog on the wrapping; the mascot of […]

3 Floyds Zombie Dust

Straight out of Cali and ready to bring the apocalypse across your current beer selection, Zombie Dust promises everything you see in the title, y’know, minus actual zombies and all. It’s a delicious APA that quickly pulls you away from your other beer choices.   You get a citrusy flavor, and it’s extremely light on […]

Early Times Kentucky Whisky

Are we sure that Jack wasn’t from Kentucky? Good ole Jack is the most common choice for a good, inexpensive whiskey—it’s time to share some of the spotlight with Early Times. You’re not going to break the bank in the slightest, and it’s one of the cleanest whiskies I’ve ever had the pleasure of drinking. […]

Pliny The Elder

Classic brown cartoony bottle: check. Simplistic label: check. Jaw-dropping, explosive flavor that will leave you speechless: also, check.   Pliny’s got some serious kick to it. You get an ample amount of carbonation, beautiful color, and a solid smack to the taste buds. It’s one imperial IPA that’s surprised me, where others have been left […]

HP Spectre X2 – Comprehensive Overview & User Review

Every now and again, I butt heads with our editor here on FourteenRobots. He’s a mac guy, I’m an HP-only guy; it can get down to the wire. When I look at an HP product, it rarely falls flat on features. To make him happy, though, I promised him an iPad Pro review. Without further […]

DuClaw Retribution

Imperial stouts come and go, but this enthusiast is silently praying that DuClaw keeps Retribution around for ages to come. When you’re staring the bottle in the face, it doesn’t look like anything special. Standard label, brown bottle; standard, right?   The second this beauty graces you with her aroma, you’ll be in love. Retribution […]

Bunnahabhain Ceobanach

First of all, if you can pronounce this Irish whiskey, you’re either fluent in Gaelic, or you’re already drunk. Bunna’s is a fantastic whiskey, definitely not what you expect when you see the rather plain-looking label.   There is absolutely nothing in this world like a fine-tuned whiskey; this goes right on my shelf next […]

Brooklyn Black Ops

Currently, I’ve found my new favorite. Brooklyn Black Ops is the culmination of every bit of knowledge that the Brooklyn Brewery has to offer, and it fires on all cylinders. It’s a delectable imperial stout; I’m not one for darker beers, but this has stolen my heart.   Brooklyn Black Ops is dense, oily, and […]

Brew Free or Die IPA

It’s the West Coast in a can. After it punches you in the jaw, you’ll stagger back over for another hit. Brew Free or Die IPA is exceptional, without retaining much of that aluminum taste. Yes, it only comes in a can right now, but it shouldn’t be out of the running for your top […]

Booker’s Bourbon

I could rant and rave all day about a good bourbon—that’s exactly what Booker’s has given us. You’ll find it right on the label—they recommend to cut it with water or ice. If you can’t handle the bourbon, stay out of the brewery.   I like my bourbon chilled; tossing the bottle in the freezer—especially […]

Avery Hog Heaven

I picked up a bottle of Avery Hog Heaven the other night; I’ll be headed back for another anytime now. The gentleman at my usual liquor store assured me it was a fine selection; that doesn’t even hit the mark properly. Avery Hog isn’t an easy drink to throw down—it’s aromatic and very strong, immediately […]

Bourbon Barrel Accessories

We love whiskey, you already know this by now if you’ve been checking out fourteen robots constantly. We appreciate you coming back. In the meantime, here’s what we found around the web that is related to bourbon and whiskey. There’s definitely some cool products on this site to self gift for getting that big client […]