Jack Daniels Sinatra Select

That’s right—Frank Sinatra was a fan of Jack Daniels whiskey. In honor of a lifelong friendship, Jack Daniels went ahead and made this in honor of Sinatra. You can pop on a timeless Sinatra vinyl and sip the night away to the same smooth whiskey Frank enjoyed back in the day.   This is a […]

Glenalba 35-Year-Old Sherry Cask Scotch Whiskey

This whiskey may be older than you. For an average of $50.00 per bottle, it’s an insane quality; For the age alone, they could be charging more. While age isn’t always the most impressive feature of a whiskey, in this case, it certainly does add to everything.   I wish it would rain Glenalba. I’d […]

Empress 1908 Gin

For my personal consumption, I approach gin with a predetermined expectation that I’m not going to like it. There are a lot of gins out there that just simply don’t do it for me; alas, I’ve met my match—Empress defines gin.   It’s a brand-new gin, only released as of the past summer of ’17. […]

Ardbeg Uigeadail Scotch Whiskey

Now this—this is what we’re talking about when you think of the term, “Fine Whiskey.” Ardbeg delivers their signature whiskey not only in an extravagant gold-and-black box but in a bottle that looks like it’s from the shelves of Professors Snape’s classroom.   Antics aside, you’ll be shell shocked when that first sip hits the […]

Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey

When two worlds collide; a stick of hot cinnamon chewing gum, and the sweet, velvety nectar of the Gods—whiskey. Fireball is normally hailed as the “College drinker whiskey,” due to its quick ability to get you wasted without consuming too much. However, as a switch-up to your normal shot of Jack at the end of […]

Chopin Potato Vodka

Vodka keeps hair on your knuckles in a snowstorm. Vodka keeps you warm when there’s no fire. For the love of alcohol, this is true blue vodka.   Chopin is basically flavorless and recommended for mixed drinks. However, if you like to endure the burn and throw back your premier bottles straight up, you’ll be […]

Captain Morgan Cannon Blast

Do you drink Morgan’s straight up like a champion? For those of us who aren’t that hardcore, and would rather shout for shots, Captain Morgan Cannon Blast fits the bill. Because cannons fire shots… get it?   The whole bottle is shaped in an authentic size and coloration to an actual cannonball. Captain didn’t hold […]

The Dunnage Bakehouse

Dunnage is the first whiskey of its kind to be drawn from a gin cask, innovating the industry with a new twist. There are pretentious reviews from “experts” floating all around the web, going into great detail about the miniscule things that tick them off. Get a gentleman’s review every time, right here on FourteenRobots. […]

Jack Daniels – 1905 Gold Medal

Released in 1997 with limited bottles, this 90 proof Gold Medal is a celebration that commemorates Jack Daniels achievement. The most recognized Whiskey has been on top of the list of whisky connoisseurs all over the world. These are collector bottles that are out of stock in most places but fortunately, you can still buy it […]

Mezcal El Silencio

Mezcal is generally enjoyed straight and not mixed but Mezcal El Silencio is making kick ass combinations with their product and we found out why. It’s palatable and just plan delicious. The Espadin version they sell on their site and across the United States is described as “Sexy” or “Kinki” according to some of their […]

Secret Speyside – The Wine Society Exhibition 12yo

I’m going to be really honest with you. I have no idea what this would taste like but considering that it’s in a page called Hard to Find Whisky, I’d buy it myself and give it shot. The fact that the name implies a “Secret”, I’m a sucker for things like that. Considering the price, […]

SANTA TERESA 1796 SOLERA RUM

When I was working as tech support, one of my clients was so pleased with my skills that he wanted to send me a bottle of rum from his country in Venezuela. Although I politely declined due to company rules against gifts, I did promised I’d try it on my own. I kept my promise […]

Longrow – Campbeltown 18 Year old

This limited edition 18 year old single malt whisky originated from Scotland has been the long awaited malt for many whisky connoisseurs. The wait is over but you better act quickly. It’s already sold out in various whisky retailers. Peated spirit distilled at Springbank Distillery and matured in sherry casks and fresh bourbon basks Limited release 2017 […]

The Esquire Tavern

Opened in 1933, The Esquire Tavern has been the highlight of downtown San Antonio for it’s cold beer, longest wooden bar in Texas and most recently voted the best burger in town. We certainly vouch for that vote considering we’re still drooling over it since we last had it 2 years ago. We’ll head back […]

Johnnie Walker’s Blue Label – 2017 Rooster Limited Edition

This limited edition of Johnnie Walker’s iconic Blue Label celebrates Chinese New Year and 2017 being the Year of the Rooster. Presented in a striking bottle with a two-tone blue that fades to allow a glimpse of the golden liquid within. A gold illustration of the eponymous rooster adorns each face of the classically square […]

Custom Decanters

It’s very likely that you have a favorite liquor, your go-to glass for that special drink at the end of the night. Sure you could keep that favorite whiskey on it’s original bottle but when you have a favorite drink that you’re loyal to, you want to give it that special treatment. Take a look […]