Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey

When two worlds collide; a stick of hot cinnamon chewing gum, and the sweet, velvety nectar of the Gods—whiskey. Fireball is normally hailed as the “College drinker whiskey,” due to its quick ability to get you wasted without consuming too much. However, as a switch-up to your normal shot of Jack at the end of […]

Founders Breakfast Stout

If you’re a regular reader, and you’ve glanced over our review for Founders Frootwood, then you know we’re no strangers to this excellent brew. The Founders Brewing Company blasts our taste buds away once again, and this time it’s a breakfast stout. It’s five o’clock somewhere, right?   If you’re an avid coffee drinker, you’re […]

Chopin Potato Vodka

Vodka keeps hair on your knuckles in a snowstorm. Vodka keeps you warm when there’s no fire. For the love of alcohol, this is true blue vodka.   Chopin is basically flavorless and recommended for mixed drinks. However, if you like to endure the burn and throw back your premier bottles straight up, you’ll be […]

Captain Morgan Cannon Blast

Do you drink Morgan’s straight up like a champion? For those of us who aren’t that hardcore, and would rather shout for shots, Captain Morgan Cannon Blast fits the bill. Because cannons fire shots… get it?   The whole bottle is shaped in an authentic size and coloration to an actual cannonball. Captain didn’t hold […]

Jim Beam Bonded Bourbon

It’s one of the latest new products to come out of Jim Beam in years. In 2015, they launched Bonded Bourbon, an exceptional treat for the bourbon lover inside all of us. It’s process comes from a bit of fun trivia about pre-prohibition times.   When an alcohol is “Bottled in Bond,” it’s referring to […]

Early Times Kentucky Whisky

Are we sure that Jack wasn’t from Kentucky? Good ole Jack is the most common choice for a good, inexpensive whiskey—it’s time to share some of the spotlight with Early Times. You’re not going to break the bank in the slightest, and it’s one of the cleanest whiskies I’ve ever had the pleasure of drinking. […]

Pliny The Elder

Classic brown cartoony bottle: check. Simplistic label: check. Jaw-dropping, explosive flavor that will leave you speechless: also, check.   Pliny’s got some serious kick to it. You get an ample amount of carbonation, beautiful color, and a solid smack to the taste buds. It’s one imperial IPA that’s surprised me, where others have been left […]

DuClaw Retribution

Imperial stouts come and go, but this enthusiast is silently praying that DuClaw keeps Retribution around for ages to come. When you’re staring the bottle in the face, it doesn’t look like anything special. Standard label, brown bottle; standard, right?   The second this beauty graces you with her aroma, you’ll be in love. Retribution […]

Bunnahabhain Ceobanach

First of all, if you can pronounce this Irish whiskey, you’re either fluent in Gaelic, or you’re already drunk. Bunna’s is a fantastic whiskey, definitely not what you expect when you see the rather plain-looking label.   There is absolutely nothing in this world like a fine-tuned whiskey; this goes right on my shelf next […]

Brooklyn Black Ops

Currently, I’ve found my new favorite. Brooklyn Black Ops is the culmination of every bit of knowledge that the Brooklyn Brewery has to offer, and it fires on all cylinders. It’s a delectable imperial stout; I’m not one for darker beers, but this has stolen my heart.   Brooklyn Black Ops is dense, oily, and […]

Brew Free or Die IPA

It’s the West Coast in a can. After it punches you in the jaw, you’ll stagger back over for another hit. Brew Free or Die IPA is exceptional, without retaining much of that aluminum taste. Yes, it only comes in a can right now, but it shouldn’t be out of the running for your top […]

Booker’s Bourbon

I could rant and rave all day about a good bourbon—that’s exactly what Booker’s has given us. You’ll find it right on the label—they recommend to cut it with water or ice. If you can’t handle the bourbon, stay out of the brewery.   I like my bourbon chilled; tossing the bottle in the freezer—especially […]

Avery Hog Heaven

I picked up a bottle of Avery Hog Heaven the other night; I’ll be headed back for another anytime now. The gentleman at my usual liquor store assured me it was a fine selection; that doesn’t even hit the mark properly. Avery Hog isn’t an easy drink to throw down—it’s aromatic and very strong, immediately […]

Arrogant Bastard

After giving this one a shot, I have a bottle on-hand when I get back from a long day. Arrogant Bastard’s got that caramel scent that drives your taste buds wild, and it delivers fully on every other cylinder. You’ll get a bit of a nutty aftertaste, but in my book, that’s never been a […]

Wine Barrel Pub Chair With Italian Leather

Have you ever wanted to have something unique in your home bar? Reclaimed wine and whisky barrels has been a nice touch to many bars but pair it with leather and you have the perfect combination of wood and manliness. This chair is no joke and it will definitely look great with any setting you […]

LazyDaze Hammocks

Every entrepreneur deserves some time to relax at the end of a productive week. The best recipe to end the night we believe is having a drink and a cigar on a comfortable hammock while listening to great classic jazz. If you’ve never owned a hammock, here’s a great chance to have one without having […]

Founders Frootwood

Founders decided to kick off 2017 by notifying their avid customers of six new ales being released before years’ end. It gives us none other than Frootwood; cherry ale aged in oak barrels, previously holding bourbon and maple syrup. Sounds like a dream, doesn’t it? To anyone who regularly enjoys Founders ales, you’re in for […]

The Dunnage Bakehouse

Dunnage is the first whiskey of its kind to be drawn from a gin cask, innovating the industry with a new twist. There are pretentious reviews from “experts” floating all around the web, going into great detail about the miniscule things that tick them off. Get a gentleman’s review every time, right here on FourteenRobots. […]

Something Wicked by Breakside Brewery

You can’t go wrong with a New England-styled IPA, right? Breakside’s had some shifty ales in the past, not really firing on all cylinders, but we’d be willing to forgive them with the release of Wicked. You’re going to get those arguing it’s not a “West Coast” IPA in the traditional sense. Well, suck it […]

Jack Daniels – 1905 Gold Medal

Released in 1997 with limited bottles, this 90 proof Gold Medal is a celebration that commemorates Jack Daniels achievement. The most recognized Whiskey has been on top of the list of whisky connoisseurs all over the world. These are collector bottles that are out of stock in most places but fortunately, you can still buy it […]

Leatherman – Skeletool CX Multi-Tool

Constantly looking for the most practical tool without taking much space is such a struggle. Using the Leatherman Skeletool has been such a useful tool on our EDC. So much that even the wife has asked for it to get something done. At first, wife was skeptical but she noticed how useful it has been. […]

Get together bluetooth speaker from House of Marley

It’s time you received an elevated music experience with the Get Together BT speaker from the House of Marley. These portable speakers were designed to give you studio-like sound irrespective of the type of music you’re listening to. They have a signature sound that delivers amazing bass leading to vibrant and energetic sound quality. Apart […]

Guitar Amp Key Holder

How many times have you lost your keys, only to remember that you forgot to install a key rack later? You are actually looking for a cool placeholder, the perfect off-beat solution that will go with your living room. And, if there is a musician in you, why not buy Pluginz Jack Rack Guitar Amp […]

Mezcal El Silencio

Mezcal is generally enjoyed straight and not mixed but Mezcal El Silencio is making kick ass combinations with their product and we found out why. It’s palatable and just plan delicious. The Espadin version they sell on their site and across the United States is described as “Sexy” or “Kinki” according to some of their […]

Secret Speyside – The Wine Society Exhibition 12yo

I’m going to be really honest with you. I have no idea what this would taste like but considering that it’s in a page called Hard to Find Whisky, I’d buy it myself and give it shot. The fact that the name implies a “Secret”, I’m a sucker for things like that. Considering the price, […]

Taproom Pub & Grub

I recently visited Taproom  Pub & Grub and enjoyed one of their award winning burgers called the Hell Burger. I wanted more so I stole a couple of Baby Back Ribs from my wife. All this paired with fries and a cold beer couldn’t make my day any better. Did you know there are pubs […]